NEWS AND BOLLOCKS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

17/08/2006 0800 HOURS - GLYN & RICHARD IN BIG BROTHER BUMSEX SHOCKER

	The following pictures were captured by our roving reporter hayleydb7. After making a brew she turned round and saw the pair frolocking in the bedroom. Always quick off the mark she snapped them quickly and brought us this exclusive. I never really thought of Glyn as someone who likes 'hairy arse' or Richard as a 'taker'... Is he? Isnt he? 'You Decide'

17/08/2006 0915 HOURS - ROBBIE SAVAGE (ANOTHER PREMIERSHIP SCANDAL)

Now after all the stories last year of Jermaine Pennant blowing off Ashley Cole for a fiver, and some past it Garage DJ called Masterstepz doing some seriously ill shit with plastic tubing, vaseline and rats we here would have thought these footballers would have kept a can on their activities off the pitch. But no, the Premier Leagues 'OFFICIAL' biggest wanker of the year ROBBIE SAVAGE has been caught sniffing liquid gold and listening to Abba on very loudly with an unidentified male. What happended next we dont know, we dont have any more footage. But you dont have to be a genius to work it out.  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!